Keep A Poker Face  
by Johnny Hughes
 
If the sucker's dead to it,
Sucker hits his Ace.
Keep a Poker Face.

You win all the chips.
End up in first place.
Keep a Poker Face.

Lady beside you smells
of perfume and lace.
Keep a Poker Face.

You draw out on Phil Hellmuth.
He is on your case.
Keep a Poker Face.

You bet large on a cinch horse.
He doesn't finish the race.
Keep a Poker Face.

The sudden smell of gun smoke
Has you running from the place.
Keep a Poker Face.

When you are eating comp food.
 And you are saying grace.
Keep a Straight Face.
 
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